Friday, February 1, 2008

Why the New England Patriots Will Win the Super Bowl

THE reason the Pats will win the Super Bowl is NOT Tom Brady's efficient targeting Maroney's explosive ball carrying Moss' scoring dunks Gaffneys clutch plays Harrison's accommodating interceptions Mankin's beard Neal's goatee Samuel's paycheck OR Wes Welker's... what's that called? When you try to tip something over and it keeps springing back up?

It's none of those. No. It's....

"The team (Patriots) prides itself not only on scoring the most points ever this season, but also on having the lowest wait time for women’s restrooms in the NFL."

Yep. The Pats will win. Sorry Giants fans.


Chucka Stone Designs said...

I am sobbing my eyes out this morning. Last night when they couldn't sack Eli with that minute or so left & when Samuel couldn't intercept on the sidelines I was just numb.

I told my friends "eff year I'm watching tennis..." they are going for bowling. Sigh.

Chris Stone said...


Suldog said...

Ugh. No complaints. They lost, fair and square. Still... Ugh.

Thanks for visiting my place, Chris.